Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 12:58 pm Post subject: Today's Joke
A young blonde walks into a bank to borrow $10,000 for a European vacation. The loan officer asks how she'll secure the loan and she points to a new Ferrari. He accepts the pink slip as collateral and parks the car in their underground parking lot.
Two weeks later the blonde returns, repays the loan and the $10.52 interest, and collects her pink slip for the car.
The loan officer says, "When you left two weeks ago, I checked your credit rating. You're a multi-millionaire heiress. Why would you borrow money for a trip?"
The blonde replies, "Where else can I park a new Ferrari in the city of Toronto for two weeks for $10.52 and expect it to still be there when I return?
Before I tell this one... if you don't know already, there is a place in Wales (UK) called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
OK... here goes:
Two tourists were driving through Wales.
As they were approaching
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started
arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back
and forth until they decided to stop for lunch.
As they stood at the counter one tourist asked the blonde employee,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are ... very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr, gerrr, Kiiiiing"
A Canadian company was looking to hire someone for an important position. They interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the country. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours. The one with the best answer would get the job.
The question was:
A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?
After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.
The first from Vancouver, says "My answer is, there IS no answer."
The second, from Toronto, says "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."
The third one, from Newfoundland, said "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names. It's either:
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