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This is the ARCHIVE of the OLD siteJust in case you got here by mistake and you are not really sure how to get out of here, well
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We have re-done the entire site and made it MUCH better for everyone. There is an arcade and best of all the Forums are much MUCH better
So head over there and let me know what you think, if you signed up a while back you can just sign in there without having to change anything, and if you haven't sign up, do so now and let us know what you think about what is going on in the World today, or at the very least just tell us how much you like the site :)
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Posted by capebretoner on Friday, January 20 @ 07:42:56 CST
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We got drunk and spilled beer on the serverOver the next few days thepartylive.com will be under going some changes. And when we usually make changes something gets lost in the exchange.
The forum will be still up with some altered changes but news will be down and out for a few days. We hope you enjoy the new lay out and if you don't as the old saying goes "tough titties".
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Posted by El-Diablo on Thursday, December 15 @ 20:35:08 CST
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Stupid People and the GymAnd once again it is time for another instalment of The World According to Nick with “Stupid People and the Gym”
The world has turned, life marched on and my hate for people who frequent the gym has grown in the past few weeks, a series of different incidents has deepened my Darth Vader like anger for certain individuals (IE the old guy who tries to talk to me while naked waving his balls in my face, your time is coming)
If you want to see some real stupid behaviour I suggest you go to your local gym some afternoon and just hang out and watch the wild life that goes by. It is human losers on parade, you got your drama queens, your bearded ladies, dwarfs, weight lifting supermen, want to be ninjas taking martial arts, wrestlers, hell the local YMCA is really an early 20th century side show more than anything. Literally it is a collection of mental patients and wild creatures, all of which should be tranquilized, tagged and released back into the wild to be tracked and monitored for further research. Or at least dragged into the street and beaten with big wooden stick with nails in them.
We have all been to the gym at one point or another, unless you are one of these people who never get outdoors and stay inside eating chips, playing halo or watching trashy daytime TV like Maury Povich all day long. Man, I cannot stop myself from watching that show. I mean with all the “I’m 100% sure that man’s my baby’s daddy”, followed by the suspense of the lie detector results proving the contrary, followed by the wailing and disbelief, it really can fill a whole afternoon! For instance, just the other day I was…err sorry I got off topic there. Really I never watched Maury………………………OH SCREW YOU! I BET YOU WATCH DR PHIL.
Ok, back to the topic at hand. Now I have been going to a gym since I was 16 and over the years you learn a few unwritten rules along the way. Such as don’t drink the tap water, why not? Cause trust me a lot of people go to the gym while sick, and a lot do not wash their hands, lets hear it for drinking water that touched someone’s genitals or anus, that’s right I said anus!. Another rule such as don’t stare at that hot girl/guy bent over doing yoga, you end up looking like a sex-offender, then again maybe you are one whatever works for ya pal. Also no peeing in the pool, and trust me if I ever catch you peeing in the pool I will beat you senseless with a flutter board in the crotch until it turns purple. And a bunch of other “rules” that seem like polite suggestions. What follows is a series of rules or Codes of conduct or “proper behaviour”, as some people would call it the generally accepted rules that everyone should follow while at the gym. If for some reason you read this and notice you do not follow these rules then I want you to turn in your gym pass right now and stop going. Please save us all from having to put up with your crap. Better yet burn all your running shoes, gloves, shirts, t-shirts and the stupid GNC card you probably own. It will make everyone feel much better. Hell toss yourself into the fire, it will probably wake you the hell up.
First thing, what the hell is with people yelling, grunting, screaming, and giving high fives while working-out. At any given moment this week, I will go to the YMCA and see some ass-clown screaming as he/she/she-male/cyborg, lifts weights. I swear they sounds like they are giving birth to some horrible creature coming out of their anus like it is Rosemary’s baby or the creature from Alien. Hell some of these guys and dolls are so hairy they could pass off for Chewbacca. I got a tip; shut the fuck up you losers. Really now unless you are bench pressing 600 pounds or squatting 1500 I do not want to hear one peep out of you mouth, not even once. These people look so pathetic, YOU DO look pathetic with your squished up face grunting as you do another arm curl with a measly 20 pounds. It seems like the less weight these goofs use the more sounds they make. You look and sound like a bunch of knuckle dragging Neanderthals and your moronic sounds are disturbing everyone else. Stop it because I am two steps away from smacking you in the back of a skull with a weight plate and thinning out the worlds population heard one meat head at a time.
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Posted by El-Diablo on Wednesday, November 30 @ 21:10:44 CST
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Press Releases: Proper review will help, not hinder, RCMP's ability to do its job, CommissionerOttawa , Nov. 18, 2005 — Canadians deserve effective and appropriate review of RCMP national security activities that does not detract from the organization’s ability to carry out its mandate, Commissioner Giuliano Zaccardelli stated this afternoon before a federal inquiry.
Both the organization and the Canadian public want review that strengthens our investigations and enhances our ability to achieve our mission,” Commissioner Zaccardelli told the Commission of Inquiry into the Actions of Canadian Officials in Relation to Maher Arar.
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Posted by capebretoner on Monday, November 21 @ 07:59:23 CST
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Press Releases: Harper confirms support for opposition agreement20 November 2005
OTTAWA – Conservative leader and Leader of the Opposition Stephen Harper today confirmed his party’s commitment to the agreement arrived at by the three opposition leaders on November 13, 2005, contrary to the impression that might have been left by the CTV program “Question Period.”
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Posted by capebretoner on Monday, November 21 @ 07:57:41 CST
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Press Releases: Prime Minister Risking Canada’s Future Prosperity18 November 2005
Threats to withdraw from WTO irresponsible: Menzies
OTTAWA – Ted Menzies, Official Opposition Critic for International and Internal Trade today rejected comments regarding the government’s participation in December’s World Trade Organization meeting in Hong Kong by the Prime Minister yesterday.
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Posted by capebretoner on Monday, November 21 @ 07:57:01 CST
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Press Releases: Liberals Give Billions To Well-Connected CorporationsMon 14 Nov 2005
“Real social investment is needed to boost productivity”:
Wasylycia-Leis
OTTAWA – In the Economic and Fiscal Update, released today by Finance Minister Ralph Goodale, the Liberals announced 10 billion dollars in corporate tax cuts claiming this will boost Canada’s productivity and competitiveness.
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Posted by capebretoner on Monday, November 21 @ 07:54:16 CST
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Press Releases: C.I.A hid evidence of detainee deathWASHINGTON (AFX) - CIA interrogators apparently tried to cover up the death of an Iraqi 'ghost detainee' who died while being interrogated at Abu Ghraib prison, Time magazine reported today, after obtaining hundreds of pages of documents, including an autopsy report, about the case.
The death of secret detainee Manadel al-Jamadi was ruled a homicide in a Defense Department autopsy, Time reported, adding that documents it recently obtained included photographs of his battered body, which had been kept on ice to keep it from decomposing, apparently to conceal the circumstances of his death.
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Posted by El-Diablo on Monday, November 14 @ 08:01:26 CST
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Why is Paris BurningSaturday night was the 10th day of the spreading youth riots that have much of France in flames -- and it was the worst night ever since the first riot erupted in a suburban Paris ghetto of low-income housing, with 1295 vehicles -- from private cars to public buses -- burned last night, a huge jump from the 897 set afire the previous evening. And, for the first time, the violence born in the suburban ghettos last night invaded the center of Paris -- some 40 vehicles were set alight in Le Marais (the pricey home to the most famous gay ghetto in Paris, around the Place de la Republique nearby, and in the bourgeois 17th arrondissement, only a stone's throw from the dilapidated ghetto of the Goutte d'Or in the 18th arrondissement.
As someone who lived in France for nearly a decade, and who has visited those suburban ghettos, where the violence started, on reporting trips any number of times, I have not been surprised by this tsunami of inchoate youth rebellion that is engulfing France. It is the result of thirty years of government neglect: of the failure of the French political classes -- of both right and left -- to make any serious effort to integrate its Muslim and black populations into the larger French economy and culture; and of the deep-seated, searing, soul-destroying racism that the unemployed and profoundly alienated young of the ghettos face every day of their lives, both from the police, and when trying to find a job or decent housing.
Note: You can find the original article at:
http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=74&ItemID=9066
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Posted by El-Diablo on Monday, November 07 @ 09:25:20 CST
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World not doing enoughMUZAFFARABAD, Pakistan — The top UN relief co-ordinator warned Thursday that bold initiatives are needed to save as many as three million people left homeless by the South Asian earthquake as winter approaches in the Himalayas.
The World Health Organization, meanwhile, reported three quake survivors died of tetanus, reinforcing fears that disease and infected injuries could drive the 79,000 death toll far higher.
Note: If you wish to donate to the relief effort please contact your local Red Cross or OxFam Canada
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Posted by El-Diablo on Friday, October 21 @ 10:01:13 CDT
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