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Columns: Stupid PeoplePosted on Tuesday, July 05 @ 09:15:00 CDT by El-Diablo
Part 1
And so I begin my 72.3 part series on “stupid people” Why stupid people you may ask, because they are just that funny. People as a whole are dumb as sticks, I mean really dumb. I mean did you ever watch the Simpson’s where Bart keeps trying to grab the cupcake but keeps getting shocked by an electric current yet he has that never give up attitude, yeah that kind of dumb. Case and point “signs”
While walking in a parking lot the other day I noticed this sign on a Sobey’s door that said “sorry the automatic door is broken, please use other door” The sign was in friggin 30pt text on a huge piece of paper with arrows pointing to another door. I sat in my car waiting with baited breath with the window down.
I am not kidding when I said in a 20 minute span about 50 people went into Sobey’s and, I kid you not, 32 of them attempted to go through the door. 24 of which actually beat on the door and even bitched out loud about it being broken.
It gets better, some people even had the gaul to walk up to Sobey’s employees and complain about the broken door, then complained there was no sign!
Damn it first off if you are so friggin stupid that you beat and pound and dance in front of a door trying to get it open you shouldn’t be even allowed driving a car let alone going out in public. On top of that I was amazed at how lazy people are that they wouldn’t go through a regular door because it required the medial task of forward momentum known as the push to open it up. And if you are too damn stupid to not notice the gigantic sign that said door broke, well I think you should come talk to me and give one dollar to “happy dude” so you can be eternally happy. I am pretty sure the same people who couldn’t navigate a friggin broken door are the same idiots who send Nigerian Kings money hoping to hit the jackpot. The again it doesn’t surprise me since Nova Scotia schools got a C+ rating GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO edumencation
Please don’t breed.
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