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Columns: What USA thinks about Canadian Trade Relations and NAFTAThere was a link on FARK.com that really caught my eye. It was to a Yahoo News article about Canada looking to trade with China. China has a booming economy and needs a lot of the stuff that we, Canada, export to the USA. This includes minerals, oil, timber, etc.....
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Posted by capebretoner on Monday, October 17 @ 14:51:30 CDT
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Columns: And the ass kissing can start with you!Remember Ned Flanders, of course you remember Ned, and if you are asking who the hell Ned Flanders is I will take the time to explain who he is, while wonder at the same time wonder, where the hell have you been living for 14 years. Ned Flanders is the overly way too nice neighbour of Homer Simpson. He is quiet, proper and often puts up with this loud mouth neighbour who goes out of his way to bother Ned or either schemes up a way to take Ned for all he is worth and use him. On one such show of the Simpson’s Ned runs into a burning home to save Homers life, even after all the mean things Homer has done, Ned dove into the flames because he cares about his neighbour. Even when their friendship is somewhat rocky and Homer cares about himself and no one else Ned was there to lend a hand.
Well I was going to be nice about this but the hell with it, ever watch Boondock Saints? Well if not go rent it to begin with. In the words of Agent Smecker, let’s start the ass kissing with you I.E the United States of America.
Note: Nick "el-diablo" Davison is a semi patriotic Canadian drunk who writes for ThePartyLive weekly. Or whenever he isn't playing video games and being a drunken lush. Hate Mail or love letters can be send to nicholasdavison@gmail.com or via PM
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Posted by El-Diablo on Tuesday, October 11 @ 20:57:50 CDT
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Columns: Stupid People part 2It has been a while since I have written anything about stupid people. The life of an internet columnist is one of bling bling, high rolling, bitch slapping and crossing the globe with an entourage. And by all of that I mean lazy, drunk and sleeping in late, play station and viewing all the weekly boobie links on fark. However I digress, recent events made me shake my head and wonder why do they do these things O Lord? And by They I mean the Spanish, and adventure seekers.
The yearly sporting rivalry of Bulls vs. Humans in Pamplona, Spain is one of the oldest sports rivalries in the history of the world. It has endured throughout the centuries just like the famous Christian vs. Lions series during the Roman Empire. And how can we ever forget the epic match up of Spartans vs. Trojans or even one of the biggest sporting events yet know to man as Red Vs Blue. (If you didn’t get that you are deprived)
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Posted by El-Diablo on Friday, July 22 @ 06:05:00 CDT
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Columns: Coffee, Tea, Latte and the Social ClassWhere do you fit in
Coffee, Tea, Lattes, etc they have all become a staple in our lives since they were discovered and traded so many years ago. Recently some friends and I have developed a theory along the lines of stupid people, social class and what they put in coffee could be nature’s way of telling us what someone is really like. NOW YOU can judge a book by its cover, err large coffee. I hope that you will use this guide to aid your life and reap the benefits. Now class lets begin.
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Posted by El-Diablo on Tuesday, July 05 @ 09:23:16 CDT
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Columns: DarfurUN, Where are you?
Central Europe, Kosovo, Bosnia, East Timor, Armenia, Rwanda, Cambodia, Iraq what do all of these places have in common? They have been the ground zero for the sad event known as genocide. It was just 60 years ago the world made a promise of “never again” a promise that the powers that be in this world would not let human beings be targeted and systemically destroyed. 60 years ago we woke up to the horror of some 9 million people who were killed by Nazi Germany, the majority who were Jews.
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Posted by El-Diablo on Tuesday, July 05 @ 09:21:24 CDT
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Columns: Lynddie EnglandLynddie England pleaded guilty this week to abusing “detainees” or their proper name prisoners of war, and faces up to some 11 years in jail. Now If you believe the latter part I would like to take this time and ask you to give me some currency to be donated to me and my company “happy dude’… okay so you know that Simpson’s joke, but just like that scam this whole trail reeks of BS and you get the message of TS being sent around the world concerning the American mistreatment of Iraqi soldiers and trust me TS doesn’t stand for tethered swimming.
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Posted by El-Diablo on Tuesday, July 05 @ 09:19:47 CDT
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Columns: Iraq, George Bush, The American People, Intelligence, and the Middle EastWhy they all need a good swift kick in the genitals
Ah yes Iraq, the land of the Persian, Arabian and Babylonian empires, homeland of many epic bible stories. A land rich in history of getting bent right over the table and getting reamed like a prison sex toy, passed around the yard more times than a joint. Let’s not look on the negatives, let’s look at the positives. After 3 long years of war, and about 20 years of Saddam the Iraqi people finally had their own democratic vote, HOORAY. Okay minus the big glaring fact that the country is still on lock down, the US Army is around and every Muslim extremist with a rocket propelled grenade is running around looking too kill “whitey”
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Posted by El-Diablo on Tuesday, July 05 @ 09:18:34 CDT
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Columns: Two Men Enter, One LeavesThe Conservative Party Purge
Okay so that is my solution to the conservative party, FIGHT winner takes all and give them big sticks I am male and I need some blood and violence to feed my ego. I am sure somewhere Paul Martin is laughing like an evil mad man knowing he has the Conservative party by the genitals and really there is nothing they can do, election? Why yes the Liberals will take an election right this instant.
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Posted by El-Diablo on Tuesday, July 05 @ 09:16:24 CDT
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Columns: Stupid PeoplePart 1
And so I begin my 72.3 part series on “stupid people” Why stupid people you may ask, because they are just that funny. People as a whole are dumb as sticks, I mean really dumb. I mean did you ever watch the Simpson’s where Bart keeps trying to grab the cupcake but keeps getting shocked by an electric current yet he has that never give up attitude, yeah that kind of dumb. Case and point “signs”
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Posted by El-Diablo on Tuesday, July 05 @ 09:15:00 CDT
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Columns: Good night sweet prince and flights of Angels sing thee to rest Unless you live under a rock or were in a coma induced by something you obvious heard about the massacre in Alberta where 4 R.C.M.P officers were ambushed and shot to death by a lone gunman using an automatic high powered rifle. The man James Roszko was simply a local thug, who terrified the town and constantly had confrontations with the police. The man was busted for having a grow operation for cannabis and stole truck parts. A man who if went to court might of spent less than 5 years in jail, instead took a rifle and killed 5 men, three whom were not much older than me. Their candle of life snuffed out before it could glow bright.
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Posted by El-Diablo on Tuesday, July 05 @ 09:13:27 CDT
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